From time to time I also like to post about chocolate peanut butter porters that I drink in Ohio pizza parlors. Imagine my glee when I discovered this lovely brew by DuClaw. Not only does it conflate the flavors of chocolate and peanut butter in a malty porter, it plays upon a nice Christmas theme!
For all of you who felt guilty about worshiping at Starbucks (i.e. devil-worshiping Christmas haters) you can enact your penance with just a hint of lingering peanut butter. This rich taste of the incarnation will make you feel like you have hair made of solid gold!
Speaking of Donald Trump, have a look: