|Crossley after killing an endangered snow leopard|
"Chris, I have my poster made, but I don't know where to reserve my place at this extravaganza of political biblical interpretation!!!! Help me!!!"
No problem. Just go here.
"Will he really be there in person??!!!"
Yes, Prof Crossley will be there, and, as always, will stay until he signs the last autograph.
"Will he wear a suit and tie??!!"
Come on, now. Ask a real question.