(1) follow me on twitter (and comment below saying that you have) @AnthonyLe_Donne
(2) visit www.NearChristianity.com and sign up for a free sample chapter (comment below saying that you have)
(3) share www.NearChristianity.com on any form of social media (comment below saying that you have) #nearchristianity
(4) comment below with your favorite line from a Coen Brothers flick
Sensible contestants do all of the above and comment below four times. Thus they increase their chance of triumph fourfold. And that, my friends, is very gospelish.